Frankly, garden gnomes don't tend to make very good gifts. Even if the recipient spends loads of time in the garden, even if you feel like they'd love a little something with which to brighten up the lawn...gnomes are just too dull, too clichéd, too done-to-death.

Until now. We've added a whole bunch of garden gnome products to our catalogue, and they're all, um, a little unusual. Any one of them would make a fantastic gift for the good-humoured gardener in your life; let's take a whistle stop tour of our gi-GNOME-ous selection...

This little guy is the gnome equivalent of Tony Montana (Gnomey Montana?) He's brandishing a tommy gun and letting out what appears to be one hell of a war cry. Oh, and just to strengthen the Scarface connection, his base says 'SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND'.

This one also says 'SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND', albeit in a rather different context. Thanks goodness for those heart-pattern boxers, eh?

If there's one garden ornament that's even more clichéd than gnomes, it's the notorious Pink Flamingo. Fortunately, this vicious little guy appears to have taken care of his dreadfully tacky nemesis (or one of them, at least).

Remember those little green army men that you used to play with? Well, they're back - in gnome form! This guy is a must-have if your garden gnomes are going to win the fight against...

...this monstrosity! The Massacre makes an awesome gift for fans of those schlocky monster movies from years gone by.

If, on the other hand, you're shopping for a laid-back child of the '60s, perhaps this gnome would be more appropriate. He's wearing a very fashionable tie-dye T-shirt, and brandishing something...well, we're reasonably sure it's not a cigarette. Note that the clock is permanently set to 4:20.

Finally, we come to this chap, who has quite literally been caught with his trousers down. Who said gardeners couldn't enjoy a little bit of toilet humour, eh?

All of which has resulted in not one but TWO awesome drinking-themed deals. We've got some truly great discounts ready to kick off your weekend - read on to find out more!

RRP: £149.99 Sale Price: £70

This professional-standard beer pong table has long been one of the most expensive items in the Gadget Inspector catalogue, but since it's almost the weekend, we've decided to cut that price in half...and then some!

Usually £149.99, the Headrush Beer Pong Table is currently going for just £70. Oh, and we'll even throw in a free beer pong set, just to sweeten this already-pretty-sweet deal!

RRP: £69.99 Sale Price: £40

Not content with having slashed the price on our beer pong table, we then proceeded to likewise with this awesome six-way beer bong. Bongzilla would usually set you back the best part of £70, but as we've already established, everyone here at Gadget Inspector is in a generous, weekendy sort of mood this afternoon.

So what have we done? We've knocked almost £30 off Bongzilla's price! This colossal drinking accessory is now going for just £40 - if six of you were to chip in and buy a Bongzilla for your next party, it would currently cost you less than £7 each!

If THAT doesn't start your weekend on the right foot, we're frankly not sure what will! Enjoy your days off, people of Great Britain, and we'll see you on Monday (assuming we haven't drunk ourselves blind by then!)

Our advice? Get them something so unique and unusual that they can't fail to be bowled over by your generosity. Here are 5 appropriately unusual gift ideas from the Gadget Inspector catalogue:

Garden gnomes are boring, but giant monsters who eat garden gnomes? Much more interesting, and a fabulously unusual Christmas gift.

Is your hard-to-shop-for pal a bit of a science boffin? If so, they're bound to love this drinks decanter, which looks just like something you'd find in a laboratory! It's perfect for wine, spirits, and mutagenic mad scientist chemicals.

If your esoteric giftee drives a car, your search for the perfect gift is over: just get them a SoundRacer gadget! It replicates the sound of a Lamborghini Gallardo, so your buddy will feel just like they're driving a real sports car instead of a banged-up Passat.

Everyone needs somewhere to park their bum at the end of a hard day's work, and this inflatable Rubik's Cube is far more colourful than any armchair, stool, or beanbag we've ever come across.

We all need somewhere to put our loose change, right? These ducky banks are available in four different designs: Disco, Grass, Bamboo, and ARMY TANK!

Thank goodness for mugs, eh? Not only do they give us a practical way to drink hot beverages, they also make excellent gifts for people who are otherwise impossible to buy for.

You see, regardless of hobbies, interests, upbringing, and any other factors you'd care to name, just about everybody can appreciate a good mug. Tea, coffee, and hot chocolate are exceedingly widespread pleasures, and even if you're shopping for some kind of freak who doesn't like any of those drinks...well, mugs can hold other things too. Soup, for example. Or alcohol.

Naturally, the humble mug's status as a universally appropriate gift choice has spawned millions of different varieties. There really is a novelty mug for everyone nowadays, and with Christmas just around the corner, a shrewdly-chosen mug could be just what you need to complete your seasonal shopping. Here are a few suggestions from Gadget Inspector's own collection...

Perfect for: Comic book fans (Marvel), movie buffs, friends with anger management issues.

Perfect for: Overworked colleagues, highly-strung relatives, fire wardens.

Perfect for: Star Wars geeks, your dad, other people's dads.

Perfect for: avid golfers, sports fans, people who might enjoy running their fingers over that tactile dimpled surface.

Perfect for: Comic book fans (DC), vigilantes, bat fetishists.

Perfect for: Hypochondriacs.

Still searching for that perfect Christmas gift? Visit our Gift Ideas section!

We received some rather fantastic news today - our new website, which went live last month, has received a perfect five-star review from Web User, the UK's leading internet magazine!

The review praises our "huge range of products" and calls the site "a pleasure to browse" - they even like the way we interact with people on Twitter!

Here's the review in full, as it appears in Issue 358 of Web User Magazine:

We're chuffed, obviously. If you're interested in the products they mentioned, hit the links below: