The Six Nations Championship is upon us again, and people throughout the UK are once more rediscovering their fondness for rugby (if only so that they can be smug when their country wins).
Of course, you're not one of those fair-weather fans; you're a true supporter. You care about rugby every second you're awake, and you've no time for these clowns who only watch five games a year.
And since you're such a big rugby nut, you'll no doubt be attending a match or two before the end of March. If this is the case, you'll need something to wear...and that, dear reader, is where we come in. We don't doubt that you were already planning to hit the stadium in your team's colours, but why wear a boring old rugby jersey like everybody else when you could be wearing an awesome
OppoSuit?
For example, our eye-catching
Irish Shamrock Suit will help you stand out from the crowd at the Aviva Stadium...
...and this ravishing
Red Suit is so wonderfully Welsh that Max Boyce himself would turn green with envy!
If you don't support Ireland or Wales, panic not - we've got plenty of other OppoSuits to suit your allegiance:
We don't have any England-themed suits, but if you can overlook the irony of wearing Union flags while you jeer at members of the other home nations, this snazzy blue-and-red number will do just as well!
We were going to suggest that this suit would be good for fans of the French rugby team, but then we realised how terribly trite it would be to suggest that moustaches are somehow inherently French.
America is one of the six nations, right?