What is wrong with the world today? Well, according to my grandfather men aren't 'men' anymore and we are of course in a recession. Let's just say I have found a great present for him and an answer to his woes of the world. Ladies and gentlemen I give you...The Credit Card Multi Tool.

This great little gift would make an ideal first tool kit because let's face it, the closest men come today to owning a tool is a bottle opener (and if they don't, this product also has that covered ). The real clincher is that this multi-purpose tool is just credit card sized and so can perfectly fit in that slot in your wallet where your numerous bank cards used to go. Score.

The Credit Card Multi Tool presents a tin opener, a knife, a screwdriver, 5cm ruler, bottle opener, wrench, saw blade, direction ancilliary indicator, lanyard (still listening ladies?). Think 'Swiss Army' credit card. At £2.99 this is a steal and should be in the wallet of every festival goer, student or wallet owner.