The 2015 UK general election is mere weeks away, and the whole country seems to be getting terribly excited about it. Candidates are hitting the campaign trail, journalists are placing their bets, and everybody is tweeting like Kanye West just interrupted yet another acceptance speech.
However, we appreciate that not everybody can muster that level of excitement for politics. If a night in with David Dimbleby and Nick Robinson doesn't sound particularly thrilling to you, we've got the perfect solution: alcohol!
Yessir, there's nothing like a drink or five to make the election night go by that little bit faster. We've even got colour-coded drinking accessories for each of the five big parties - it's time to pick your side and support them by getting squiffy!
These bright red cups (which you may recognise from American Pie and countless other teen movies) are the perfect match for Ed Miliband's party. Of course, if your loyalties lay slightly further to the right, you may prefer...
...the royal blue version! Ideal for cheering David Cameron back into No. 10 while you get sloshed.
Given the losses that experts have forecast for the Lib Dems come election day, Nick Clegg and his followers may well need something slightly stronger than beer when the results are finally announced. Jagermeister might do the trick, and this lovely yellow cup is exactly the right colour for LD supporters. If you live north of the border, it also works for the SNP.
Given Nigel Farage's fondness for being photographed with a beer in his hand, we're slightly surprised that we haven't yet seen him chugging a proper British ale through one of these beer bongs yet. It's even the right colours for UKIP.
Not a UKIP fan? Fear not - here's a beer bong that's slightly more suitable for left-wing drinkers! The Green manifesto is pretty tough on waste, mind, so make sure you don't spill any.
Of course, if you're more interested in the
other kind of party, there are plenty of other apolitical items in our
Party Essentials section. Happy drinking!
Yesterday, we told you all about our awesome international beer bongs (as well as a special World Cup deal on the English bong). Today, we've added another couple of bongs to our ever-expanding range - check these out:
Ultimate French Beer Bong
Are you supporting France at this year's World Cup? Then you need this brilliant bleu beer bong!
Dual Union Jack Beer Bong
This brightly-coloured British beer bong has two drinking hoses, so you and a friend can chug simultaneously!
Great discounts (until England get knocked out!)
Well, the big day has finally arrived - it's time for football fans everywhere to don their polyester replica shirts and sit down for the 2014 World Cup. Brazil and Croatia will be kicking off the tournament in Sao Paulo tonight, and we'll be enjoying a generous helping of world-class football on every single day between now and mid-July.
And we at Gadget Inspector have decided to make things a little bit more interesting. We're supporting England, obviously, and our England Beer Bong is sure to see quite a bit of use over the weeks to come. We want you to get in on the action as well, and that's why we've decided to run this rather cool offer:
£5 OFF THE ULTIMATE ENGLAND BEER BONG WHILE ENGLAND REMAIN IN THE TOURNAMENT!
The England bong usually costs £11.99, but we're letting it go for just £6.99 while our boys are still in the running. This offer will end as soon as England are knocked out of the World Cup, so you'd better be quick - you know what England are like when it comes to international tournaments!
If you're not a fan of the England squad, why not beer bong with one of their rivals instead? We've got a German Beer Bong for fans of England's penalty-winning arch-nemeses, and a French Double Beer Bong for supporters of Didier Deschamps' men in bleu.
Whoever you're supporting, enjoy the World Cup and try not to gloat too much when you win your office sweepstake!
As you may have noticed, we're having a bit of a beer bong blitz here on Gadget Inspector right now. Spring is in the air and we're relishing the imminent arrival of Drinking Season - those golden few months when the weather is fine and the drinks taste great!
To celebrate our burgeoning alcoholism the arrival of this season's beer bong haul, we're running a great deal this week on some of our best bong products. Three of our favourite beer bongs have been reduced to just £9.99 - there's never been a better time to grab a funnel and get chugging!
Offer ends Friday 28/03/14.
We got a huge shipment of new stock in yesterday, mostly consisting of beer bongs, drinking accessories, and party stuff. We were thrilled, as we always are when this sort of thing turns up on our doorstep, but the one thing that has us really excited is the arrival of a certain six-man beer bong.
That's right, folks, Bongzilla is back! This leviathan among beer bongs - the glimmering jewel in the crown of our Party/Drinking section - is a bit of a favourite here at the GI office, and not just because it was one of our best-selling items last time around. You probably won't be surprised to learn that us gadgeteers enjoy the occasional drink every now and then, but Bongzilla is the one drinking product that puts us to shame - the 6 Man Beer Bong Challenge is a surprisingly tough one to conquer!
If you fancy tackling Bongzilla with your pals next Friday night, here's what you have to do:
- Buy a Bongzilla beer bong from the Gadget Inspector website
- Grab five friends who like the odd drink
- Fill Bongzilla's funnel up with your favourite lager, grab a tube each, and get chugging!
If the six of you manage to deplete Bongzilla's beer reservoir without gagging or falling over, then congratulations - you are made of stronger stuff than we are!
