Prescription Style Beer Cooler

Picture this: you're living it up at your best mate's birthday party, having a little dance, helping yourself to the crisps, and you think:

"Hey, maybe I'll crack open a beer!"

And so you crack open a beer, because you're a responsible adult and you're independent enough to make your own decisions. Several beers later, you find yourself reaching for the crate yet again, only to hear one of your fellow partygoers chime in:

"Haven't you had enough?"

You swivel around, steadying yourself on a nearby lamp. "How dare you suggest that I'm some kind of pitiable alcoholic?!" you bellow at your friend, pointing in roughly the direction of their face. "This beer was prescribed to me by a doctor!"

This is where you gesture towards your Prescription Beer Cooler, into which you've just placed another can of the good stuff. Your concerned friend scans the label, sees...

• The official-looking RX number
• The name of a respected medical professional
• Proper instructions regarding usage and quantity
• Your name ('Hugh Jass') on the label
• A stern warning label, referring to various side effects

...and apolgises profusely, leaving you to enjoy the party.

"Brilliant," you think, taking a sip. "And my beer is nice and cool, too!"

WARNING: YOU CAN HAVE TOO MUCH MEDICINE!

Side effects may include:

• Aggression
• Irrational behaviour
• Uncontrollable attraction to unattractive people ('beer goggles')
• Uncontrollable attraction to dodgy kebabs
• Vomiting
• Loss of spatial awareness
• Strong opinions on topics in which you previously had no interest
• Severe headaches the following morning

Always drink responsibly, and keep away from children!